"PS9" (PS9)
03/12/2015 at 17:14 • Filed to: None
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"PS9" (PS9)
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"Sup. Clark Kent here. You can call me See-K like they do on the street. Or superman. Whatev. Don't care if you know who I am, because I don't need a secret identity like some billionaire playboy rich orphans out there. I'm callin' you out, bats. MY PARENTS ARE STILL ALIVE, BITCH!
"Traded that pussy-ass bullshit Daily Planet racket in for a REAL job down at the steel mill, where they smelt kryptonite so it's actually dangerous for me. I used the money from that to buy a 2015 Ford F150 © . Because I am not a freedom hating commie terrorist sympathizer, I support the american economy. NEW RULES. Only Real Americans ™ deserve protection from big blue. Be sure to carry your photo ID and Voting credentials with you everywhere you go, 'cause if I don't see 'em, your ass is grass. Maybe that water guy can talk some dolphins into helping the rest of you or something."
zeontestpilot
> PS9
03/12/2015 at 17:18 |
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Is...is that blood on his hands?
For Sweden
> PS9
03/12/2015 at 17:18 |
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In season 2 SuperBro will hit 27, decide he actually hates the Bro Life, and start writing for Deadspin.
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PS9
> zeontestpilot
03/12/2015 at 17:31 |
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I was gonna say it's the shredded remains of the cape...buuuuut the full image does make it look like he's got blood splatter all over him. Hmm...not liking this...
Snooder87
> PS9
03/12/2015 at 17:34 |
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Looks like a much less antsy version of Superboy. Can't say I dislike it exactly.
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zeontestpilot
> PS9
03/12/2015 at 17:50 |
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So....photo id and credentials....right? *weak smile*
Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD
> PS9
03/12/2015 at 23:38 |
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